tisziny:

ballerina!Dalek

 #you be whatever you want to be dalek #you can dance if you want to #you can leave your friends behind #’cause your friends don’t dance #and if they don’t dance then EXTERMINATE THEM (via mistakeshavebeenmade)

(Source: andicanalwaysseeyou)

likeplanetswecollide: {X}

likeplanetswecollide:

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heynips: theotherausten: #SURPRISE BINGLEY #like a beautiful ginger jack in the box about to serenade you with a romantic backstreet boys acapella song

heynips:

theotherausten:

#SURPRISE BINGLEY

#like a beautiful ginger jack in the box about to serenade you with a romantic backstreet boys acapella song

(Source: anniewilliams)

I love How Uther just has to toast himself on a job well done whenever he sentences someone to death

acrazyobsessedfangirl:

missplumpudding:

Gwen is a witch.  Just sentenced her to death.  Yessss.

Ugh, found out Lancelot is such a liar.  Throw him in jail.

All right!  Caught 2 more Druids.  Sentenced to death.  Good job, me.

Gwen’s father with gold?  Obviously sorcery.  Caught and executed.

Alvarr’s a dick.  And a sorcerer.  In jail, sentenced to death.  What a great day.

Almost died, still bedridden, but sentenced Gaius’s girlfriend to death.  Cheers to me.

 The diary of Uther Pendragon LMFAO
 

eklix:

(Source: stannisbaratheon)

apriki: i just died. too funny.

apriki:

i just died. too funny.

bringmethemocha: Dan: I’m gonna sit my kids down when they get to the age of 12 and go, “What’ve you done?! I had done two films by now!”  #harry could do this to his kids too #’I HAD DEFEATED VOLDEMORT THREE TIMES WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE - YOU CAN’T EVEN TIE YOUR SHOELACES’ #’WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN’T SPEAK YET? WHEN I WAS A YEAR OLD I HAD DEFEATED THE MOST POWERFUL WIZARD IN THE WORLD. YOU’RE A DISAPPOINTMENT TO US ALL’

bringmethemocha:

Dan: I’m gonna sit my kids down when they get to the age of 12 and go, “What’ve you done?! I had done two films by now!” 

#harry could do this to his kids too #’I HAD DEFEATED VOLDEMORT THREE TIMES WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE - YOU CAN’T EVEN TIE YOUR SHOELACES’ #’WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN’T SPEAK YET? WHEN I WAS A YEAR OLD I HAD DEFEATED THE MOST POWERFUL WIZARD IN THE WORLD. YOU’RE A DISAPPOINTMENT TO US ALL’

(Source: thetimelordofcamelot)

A Summary of Episode 5

  • Agravaine: Ask him to sign a treaty.
  • Arthur: SIGN MY TREATY!
  • Caerleon: No.
  • Agravaine: We should kill him.
  • Arthur: KILL HIM!
  • Merlin: Arthur, no! This isn't like you!
  • Arthur: SHUT UP MERLIN. I AM ALONE DESPITE BEING OBVIOUSLY SURROUNDED BY FRIENDS. ANGST ANGST.
  • Agravaine: Tell Gwen to fuck off.
  • Arthur: FUCK OFF GWEN.
  • Gwen: What?! But why?! I love you!
  • Arthur: I DON'T WANT TO BE SEEN WITH YOU. WHAT WOULD THE PEASANTS THINK IF I WERE TO GO AROUND WITH A...PEASANT?!
  • Gwen: That doesn't make any-
  • Arthur: WE'RE OVER.
  • Queen Annis: YOU KILLED MY HUSBAND. PREPARE TO BE INVADED.
  • Morgana: *Holds up a large 'I'm with Annis' sign*
  • Arthur: FUCKING FUCK. I TOTALLY DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING. WE'RE GOING TO WAR.
  • Knights: We'll all gladly die for you, sire!
  • Arthur: NO WAIT, SHUT UP. I HAVE A BETTER IDEA. CHAMPION DUEL! WITH ME AS MY OWN CHAMPION.
  • Queen Annis: LOL OK I HAVE A WITCH ON MY SIDE.
  • Morgana: I enchanted his sword so it's heavier than all of the bad decisions he's made in this episode put together! NO MAN COULD LIFT IT.
  • Arthur: FUCK I CAN'T LIFT MY SWORD.
  • Morgana: SUCCESS.
  • Merlin: MAAGGGIIICCC.
  • Arthur: I WIN!
  • Morgana: What the fuck is going on?!
  • Queen Annis: Arthur, I'm suddenly making a complete u-turn for no real reason. I now love you like a son. Let's forget you killed my husband and be BFFs.
  • Morgana: *Burns the 'I'm with Annis' sign* I HATE EEVVEERRYYTTHHIINNGG!
  • Merlin: Arthur, you're a cabbage head.
  • Arthur: LOLOLOLOL.
  • Gwen: Did anybody remember I was in this episode?
  • Arthur: YES. Have some shitty flowers and be my wench!
  • Gwen: OH, ARTHUR! I hear the solo violin playing! Kiss me!
  • Morgana: HAS EVERYBODY FORGOTTEN THAT ARTHUR BLINDLY DID EVERYTHING SOME SKETCHY UNCLE TOLD HIM TO DO?! AND THAT HE MURDERED A KING?! AND THAT HE WAS GENERALLY AN ANGSTY LITTLE WHORE ALL EPISODE?!
  • Everybody: YES!
  • Morgana: GODDAMN IT.
too funny!

too funny!

(Source: davidtennantinplacesheshouldntbe)

itscauseyoureafuckinelf: Phil, this wasn’t fucking amateur hour. PEOPLE DIED BECAUSE OF YOUR LACK OF SUPERVISION. THERE WERE RAPTORS ALL UP IN THE KITCHEN PHIL. IN THE GOD DAMN KITCHEN. #YOU HAD ONE JOB PHIL #ONE JOB

itscauseyoureafuckinelf:

Phil, this wasn’t fucking amateur hour. PEOPLE DIED BECAUSE OF YOUR LACK OF SUPERVISION. THERE WERE RAPTORS ALL UP IN THE KITCHEN PHIL. IN THE GOD DAMN KITCHEN.

#YOU HAD ONE JOB PHIL #ONE JOB